*Saying The Right Thing While Drunk - "PRICELESS"

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A guy woke up at home with a huge hangover. He forced himself to openhis eyes, and the first thing he saw is a couple of aspirins and a glassof water on the side table. He sat down and saw his clothing in frontof him, all clean and pressed.
He looked around the room and saw that it is in perfect order,...spotless, ...clean.So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note onthe table."Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. LoveYou!"
So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast andthe morning newspaper.His son is also at the table, eating. Rohit asks, "Son, what happened last night?"
His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious.Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a blackeye when you stumbled into the door". Confused, he asked, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the tablewaiting for me? I should expect a big quarrel with her!"
His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your clothes n shoes off, you said , "hey !!!!!!!leave me alone! I'm married!"
Breakfast -- Rs. 100.00
Self-induced hangover -- Rs. 2000.00
Broken furniture -- Rs. 20, 000.00
Saying The Right Thing While Drunk "PRICELESS"

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