Our Expectations

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A turtle family went on a picnic. The turtles, being naturally slow about things, took seven years to prepare for their outings. Finally the Turtle family left home looking for a suitable place. During the second year of their journey they found it. For about six months they cleaned up the area, unpacked the picnic basket, and completed the arrangements.
Then they discovered they had forgotten the salt. A picnic without salt would be a disaster, they all agreed. After a lengthy discussion, the youngest turtle was chosen to retrieve the salt from home. Although he was the fastest of the slow moving turtles, the little turtle whined, cried, and wobbled in his shell.
He agreed to go on one condition: that no one would eat until he returned. The family consented and the little turtle left. Three years passed and the little turtle had not returned. Five years รข Six years... Then in the seventh year of his absence, the oldest turtle could no longer contain his hunger. He announced that he was going to eat and began to unwrap a sandwich. At that point the little turtle suddenly popped out from behind a tree shouting, "SEE I knew you wouldn't wait. Now I am not going to go get the salt."
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MORAL OF THE STORY IS:
Some of us waste our time waiting for people to live
up to our expectations. We are so concerned about
what others are doing that we don't do anything
ourselves.
-Hitesh
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*Saying The Right Thing While Drunk - "PRICELESS"

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A guy woke up at home with a huge hangover. He forced himself to openhis eyes, and the first thing he saw is a couple of aspirins and a glassof water on the side table. He sat down and saw his clothing in frontof him, all clean and pressed.
He looked around the room and saw that it is in perfect order,...spotless, ...clean.So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note onthe table."Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. LoveYou!"
So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast andthe morning newspaper.His son is also at the table, eating. Rohit asks, "Son, what happened last night?"
His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious.Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a blackeye when you stumbled into the door". Confused, he asked, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the tablewaiting for me? I should expect a big quarrel with her!"
His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your clothes n shoes off, you said , "hey !!!!!!!leave me alone! I'm married!"
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MORAL OF THE STORY IS:
Breakfast -- Rs. 100.00
Self-induced hangover -- Rs. 2000.00
Broken furniture -- Rs. 20, 000.00
Saying The Right Thing While Drunk "PRICELESS"
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